SeoulBrother
4 hours ago
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I had pretty much stopped looking at anything *but* my own Favrd page.

HOLLAAAAAAA!!!

weselec:

ALL Y’ALL PARTS OF THE PROBLEM IN THA HOUSE, LEMME HEAR U HOLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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4 days ago
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

holysoul:

Bobby Womack-Harry Hippie

Bobby…

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5 days ago
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I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right. »Eddie Adams aka Dirk Diggler as Brock Landers
6 days ago
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Supposedly the Twitter account of Maurice Clemmons, a suspect in the shooting deaths of four Lakewood, WA. police officers, yesterday morning.

The Lakewood Police Independent Guild is accepting donations by check for the families of the slain officers. Please make the check out to the LPIG Benevolent Fund and mail to: P.O. Box 99579 Lakewood, WA 98499

The Forza Coffee Company is accepting donations via Paypal, [here](http://www.forzacoffeecompany.com/)

—h/t @joelpage

Supposedly the Twitter account of Maurice Clemmons, a suspect in the shooting deaths of four Lakewood, WA. police officers, yesterday morning.

The Lakewood Police Independent Guild is accepting donations by check for the families of the slain officers. Please make the check out to the LPIG Benevolent Fund and mail to: P.O. Box 99579 Lakewood, WA 98499
The Forza Coffee Company is accepting donations via Paypal, [here](http://www.forzacoffeecompany.com/)

—h/t @joelpage

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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

via Geekologie

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

via Geekologie

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…And I thought, “Sween would like this.”

Green Lantern iPhone Wallpapers (via sandooches)

…And I thought, “Sween would like this.”

Green Lantern iPhone Wallpapers (via sandooches)

1 week ago
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Declaring Birdhouse Bankruptcy

This feels good.

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Nothing focuses your attention like pussy. - 10/15 9:35 PM, 0 stars

Nothing makes you feel more contempt for your fellow human than a LinkedIn group’s daily digest. - 10/06 3:19 PM, 0 stars

When I hear people talking about some ‘new’ thing that’s already been chewed up and shat out on Twitter, I feel like a god. Who cries alone. - 10/20 8:26 PM, 0 stars

Ha! you don’t just play Spank the Butler, Jeremy. You live it. - 11/24 8:43 AM, 0 stars

My bird’s a tele of a bacon and busquits. Translation: this joke isn’t that funny elevator. - 11/21 7:24 AM, 0 stars

When you’re pooping you ever think, “This time, this time.” and not know why? Gawd! Curses on my poet soul. Hahaha. Can you pass the gravy? - 11/26 9:41 PM, 0 stars

I had a crazy-hot, dirty sex dream with one of you last night. Hint: you wear glitter and now have a bunch of my money. ;-) - 11/24 7:58 AM, 0 stars

What’s the ratio that flips this gangbang into a proper orgy? I don’t have the right app for my Windows Mobile phone. Outlook? Excel? - 11/25 2:15 PM, 0 stars

“Yes, I’ll have an order of adult onset diabetis and, uh, how about some what’s wrong with this country.” “Enjoy your movie.” - 08/29 9:21 PM, 0 stars

Exchange at the 7/11 highlighted that math skills are only thing keeping me from wearing a work-shirt with my name. Study subtraction, kids. - 09/16 12:11 AM, 0 stars

“It’s in your milk muscle.” - 09/02 8:50 PM, 0 stars

Is “humerous” meant ironically in the birthday card aisle. - 09/07 5:17 PM, 0 stars

I vanity surf flickr feeds for drunk-pix of myself so if I ever meet Lindsay Lohan we’ll have something in common to talk about. - 11/11 3:12 PM, 0 stars

I feel a new me, emerging, fresh and open. He weighs about 15 lbs more than me and doesn’t know what to do with his hair. - 09/08 10:12 PM, 0 stars

They should change the name of the Seattle Seahawks to the Washington Generals. - 09/13 3:48 PM, 0 stars

In this house, we might as well call family obligations, money. - 09/13 11:19 PM, 0 stars

Look, I don’t know @MrTweet or why he sent you but unless you’re into porn, karate and decoupage, you’re gonna be bored w/this mommyblogger. - 10/22 10:58 AM, 0 stars

Pro tip: never look at your in-ear earbuds. Just shove em in and enjoy the music. There’s a metaphor for something locked up in there. - 09/22 8:56 AM, 0 stars

Hey girl, lemme aks you a question. How bout we go back to my place and uhhh…watch Crocodile Dundee on the flatscreen? - 09/22 9:08 AM, 0 stars

Yep, I’ll admit it; There was a time that I used to do acid. Not proud but there it is. I was young, it was this morning and I was curious. - 09/25 8:00 AM, 0 stars

After this Frisko Freeze cheesburger. Then you can start that “fist day of the rest of my life” bullshit.

Yeah, extra tartar sauce. - 10/07 10:54 PM, 0 stars

It still trips me out that Schwarzenegger is the mayor of California. - 10/08 10:16 PM, 0 stars

Schwarz means ‘black’ in German. What the fuck California? - 10/08 10:17 PM, 0 stars

I frequent glory holes for the testicles. - 10/16 11:17 PM, 0 stars

Come on, just say it. The Nobel Committe awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is a token gesture. - 10/11 1:43 PM, 0 stars

I suspect half the people I know drink scotch because they think they should. The other half drink it to finish the bottle. I like that half - 10/13 8:58 AM, 0 stars

As a mixed-kid in a mixed-marriage I like to believe I’m what’s wrong with America but nooo—Some backwoods judge always steals my thunder. - 10/15 9:44 PM, 0 stars

I bet Rambo didn’t bother to make sure there was another roll of TP before dropping trow. I’m such a pussy. - 10/19 8:40 AM, 0 stars

A giant cartoon parrot is telling me the casino added Baccurat. What could go wrong? - 10/20 2:44 AM, 0 stars

I guess you could say I’m part bulimic. Binging I got down cold. It’s the purging I need to work on.

Maybe if I dust this bottle of makers. - 10/22 9:05 PM, 0 stars

America’s less a Christian nation than it is Holier-than-thou country. - 10/24 11:33 AM, 0 stars

Homeopathic medicine doesn’t work unless the drum circle is really jammin. - 10/24 11:34 AM, 0 stars

Homeopathic medicine doesn’t work when the mescaline, daddy issues and the something wear off. - 10/24 11:36 AM, 0 stars

Homeopathic medicine - 10/24 11:37 AM, 0 stars

Come to America. It is wild, beautiful and free.

Well, not litterally. It’s more conceptual―go with it. - 10/24 4:36 PM, 0 stars

In the fable of the Grasshopper and the Ant we learn that in the end, the Grasshopper’s actions are rewarded. - 11/11 3:14 PM, 0 stars

There’s this really attractive lady here that can’t keep her eyes off me.

Replacing her eyes with little mirrors was genius. - 10/29 4:05 PM, 0 stars

What if my answer is both inappropriate and honest? What then? - 10/30 3:52 AM, 0 stars

I know; Don’t make rape jokes but dayum! Those Cocoa Puffs are crazy delish. - 10/31 2:09 AM, 0 stars

I never feel more uncomfortable, suspicious and annoyed than when everyone’s so happy, polite and welcoming. - 11/06 4:17 PM, 0 stars

You never really notice your nipples until someone else notices them. - 11/07 5:48 PM, 0 stars

Jesus was so poor. Hahahaha if he wants healthcare he should get a jay oh bee as in job not Job. - 11/07 7:57 PM, 0 stars

I’m sorry. I can’t. I have to have The Thorn Birds, episode 2 playing in the background when we do it. I can turn it down a little? - 11/10 8:06 PM, 0 stars

When I was young I was so greedy. I had to have it all. Now I realize that under-shirt over-bra boob-touch is enough. - 11/19 12:42 AM, 0 stars

Mario Lopez Extra - 11/21 12:41 AM, 0 stars

Seeing what’s become of our health care system has given me post-partisan depression. - 11/21 4:51 PM, 0 stars

One of the biggest challenges to being a modern man is A) don’t act like a fag and B) don’t appear homophobic. - 11/23 2:51 PM, 0 stars

The biggest challenge for the modern man lies between not being homophobic and not acting like a total fag. - 11/23 2:52 PM, 0 stars

Look, there’s always gonna be somebody wearing them skinny jeans. What I’m saying is that that’s not the motherfucker you wanna make fun of. - 11/23 10:01 PM, 0 stars

My butt gets the opposite of stagefright around people. - 11/24 5:16 PM, 0 stars

It burns but it’s just the tip. It’s WebMD that’s making such a big deal about it. - 11/27 3:09 PM, 0 stars

1 week ago
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Adam “@apelad” Koford’s Twitter Avatar Set

Lately, this is the best thing on Twitter. A pure joy.

Adam “@apelad” Koford’s Twitter Avatar Set

Lately, this is the best thing on Twitter. A pure joy.

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tiffehr:


ascendingcoherence:


This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages. via The Big Picture, from National Geographic’s International Photography Contest

Nazroo, a mahout (elephant driver), poses for a portrait while taking his elephant, Rajan, out for a swim in front of Radha Nagar Beach in Havelock, Andaman Islands. Rajan is one of the few elephants in Havelock that can swim, so when he is not dragging timber in the forest he is used as a tourist attraction. The relationship between the mahout and his elephant usually lasts for their entire lives, creating an extremely strong tie between the animal and the human being. (Photo and caption by Cesare Naldi)

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tiffehr:

ascendingcoherence:

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages. via The Big Picture, from National Geographic’s International Photography Contest

Nazroo, a mahout (elephant driver), poses for a portrait while taking his elephant, Rajan, out for a swim in front of Radha Nagar Beach in Havelock, Andaman Islands. Rajan is one of the few elephants in Havelock that can swim, so when he is not dragging timber in the forest he is used as a tourist attraction. The relationship between the mahout and his elephant usually lasts for their entire lives, creating an extremely strong tie between the animal and the human being. (Photo and caption by Cesare Naldi)

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1 week ago
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The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia

NUMBER 27: Fan Death - I grew up thinking my mom was a little crazy until I read this a few years ago. Now I realize that it’s cultural and I shouldn’t make fun of her.

—via

mrgan:

The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia

I just Instapapered many, many of these.

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2 weeks ago
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  Since it’s taken James Cameron roughly 19 years to get Avatar >completed, every frame of available footage is worth its weight >in platinum and you can bet your sweet bippy you haven’t seen anything he hasn’t personally OK’d for viewing. The man is a tyrant and a perfectionist but that’s great because it means something as basic as a trailer is pure Cameron Poetry. Everything in the trailer is meant to be scrutinized and mulled over.
  
  Here’s what we’re allowed to know about Avatar:


HEY MISTER’s bullet-proof analysis of Avatar via the trailer.Mister - HEY MISTER  - Things James Cameron Wants Us To Know About Avatar

Since it’s taken James Cameron roughly 19 years to get Avatar >completed, every frame of available footage is worth its weight >in platinum and you can bet your sweet bippy you haven’t seen anything he hasn’t personally OK’d for viewing. The man is a tyrant and a perfectionist but that’s great because it means something as basic as a trailer is pure Cameron Poetry. Everything in the trailer is meant to be scrutinized and mulled over.

Here’s what we’re allowed to know about Avatar:

HEY MISTER’s bullet-proof analysis of Avatar via the trailer.Mister - HEY MISTER - Things James Cameron Wants Us To Know About Avatar

2 weeks ago
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Time to get back in the lab with a pen and a pad.

Time to get back in the lab with a pen and a pad.

2 weeks ago
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tiffehr:

There is a chapel with a Knights Templar cross on the floor and a Masonic eye in a triangle on the ceiling. A mosaic shows a saint on a seashore preaching to fishes — the fish are leaping out of the water with their mouths open in rapt attention. Inside the main house there is a library that must have been constructed as a kind of contemporary art installation. The walls were filled with books on all sides, and around the perimeter of the floor was a mirror that appeared to extend the bookshelves down below the floor we were standing on. The carpeted ground in the center of the room seemed to therefore “float” — it was a creepy, unnerving sensation. I believe the lowest shelf you can see is actually a reflection: (via David Byrne Journal: 11.10.09: Sintra — A Mystical Home in the Clouds)

tiffehr:

There is a chapel with a Knights Templar cross on the floor and a Masonic eye in a triangle on the ceiling. A mosaic shows a saint on a seashore preaching to fishes — the fish are leaping out of the water with their mouths open in rapt attention. Inside the main house there is a library that must have been constructed as a kind of contemporary art installation. The walls were filled with books on all sides, and around the perimeter of the floor was a mirror that appeared to extend the bookshelves down below the floor we were standing on. The carpeted ground in the center of the room seemed to therefore “float” — it was a creepy, unnerving sensation. I believe the lowest shelf you can see is actually a reflection: (via David Byrne Journal: 11.10.09: Sintra — A Mystical Home in the Clouds)

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