SeoulBrother
44 minutes ago
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What’s going on! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

What’s going on! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

1 day ago
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@AaronNevins: When I have a baby, I hope it’s a celebrity baby. They’re the best.

http://twitter.com/AaronNevins/status/5514187527

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1 day ago
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Name Drop Time™

It’s that time during dinner at the conference when Joe from Charleston or Greg from Fort Worth whip out their dicks and start measuring in name drops. And yes, it’s usually guys and it seems like one of them is always from Texas.

Usually I turn to whoever’s closest and talk about anything else but tonight I just sat there. See, the topic of the day was Social Media and the audience ranged from those like Greg from Fort Worth, who had it all figured out to Janice who just e-mails AND THAT’S IT [uncomfortable laughter]. So I listened.

“Have your read X?” or “So and so does this and he’s amazing” and “If you don’t know [fill in the blank] you’re missing out.” On and on and naturally the conversation turns to Twitter.

I quickly realized that parts of my body I’ve long forgotten about have gag reflexes or sphincters and when Joe from Charleston explained what Twitter was and how you should be using it, I learned which organs have both.

So what I’m saying is that it was a bad idea and the pork chop was delicious.

2 days ago
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When there’s blood in the streets, sell Viagra.

When there’s blood in the streets, sell Viagra.

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I so love toldorknown:

Because I’m twelve years old.

I so love toldorknown:

Because I’m twelve years old.

Cite Arrow via toldorknown
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Just shoot me.

  • from a bus going to hell.
1 week ago
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Sometimes* @gruber is right.

The Stars of Eff You

*Yankees? Cowboys?

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No really, I wanted to repeat the last three hours of work.

No really, I wanted to repeat the last three hours of work.

1 week ago
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To Melissa, with love.

*why

To Melissa, with love.

*why

1 week ago
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Picture a Blasian child dressed in Batman Underoos dancing around the living room singing the chorus over and over again. Got it? Now you know a little bit about me.

The SOS Band-Take Your Time (Soul Train)

(viaholysoul)

Cite Arrow via holysoul
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Let’s stop pretending.

Let’s stop pretending.

2 weeks ago
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Tree climb 2-MySpace angle edition

Tree climb 2-MySpace angle edition

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I climbed a tree today. It was as fun as I remember.

I climbed a tree today. It was as fun as I remember.

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What. A. Dick.

What. A. Dick.

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