December 2009
29 posts
November 2009
22 posts
Declaring Birdhouse Bankruptcy
This feels good.
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Nothing focuses your attention like pussy.
- 10/15 9:35 PM, 0 stars
Nothing makes you feel more contempt for your fellow human than a LinkedIn group’s daily digest.
- 10/06 3:19 PM, 0 stars
When I hear people talking about some ‘new’ thing that’s already been chewed up and shat out on Twitter, I feel like a god. Who cries alone.
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The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia
NUMBER 27: Fan Death - I grew up thinking my mom was a little crazy until I read this a few years ago. Now I realize that it’s cultural and I shouldn’t make fun of her.
—via
mrgan:
The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia I just Instapapered many, many of these.
Did you just invite me to a three-way with Sean?
texburgher:
And this guy? What do you do about him? Can you say “animal magnetism?” Good. Now, also practice saying, “hilarity,” “kindness,” “loving warmth,” and, “additional animal magnetism.”
Good fortune is being exhorted by this man, at the most propitious of moments, to shut up and love your woman. Psychic Friends indeed. Thank you, Albert.
And thank you.
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Congratulations, @nostrich and Heather!
Today’s a great day to get married.
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@AaronNevins: When I have a baby, I hope it’s a celebrity baby. They’re the best.
http://twitter.com/AaronNevins/status/5514187527
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Name Drop Time™
It’s that time during dinner at the conference when Joe from Charleston or Greg from Fort Worth whip out their dicks and start measuring in name drops. And yes, it’s usually guys and it seems like one of them is always from Texas.
Usually I turn to whoever’s closest and talk about anything else but tonight I just sat there. See, the topic of the day was Social Media and the...
Just shoot me.
from a bus going to hell.