April 2009
66 posts
“… The price you pay for bringing up my...
Navigating the Grocery Store
shuffstuff:
Here’s a quick guide to the apparently little-known signals that distinguish a closed register and an open one at your local grocery store.
Look at the goddamned fucking light. If it is on, the lane is open! If not, the lane is closed.
If you’re still uncertain, here are some other tips.
If I’m smiling charmingly and beckoning you to put your shit on my belt, I’m probably ready to...
March 2009
46 posts
syska:
West Street Mob - Break Dance Electric...
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Secret Message Tumbls/Tweets (SMTs) Review
This shit has more drama per square foot than Cinemax After Dark. Its thin plot — feelings— masterfully strings together a hot shower solo, standard couple, lesbian rape fantasy and a motorcycle wreck waiting to happen. And a yacht scene. Can’t forget the inevitable yacht scene.
*pause*
Yeah, so. Right. Secret Message Tumbls or Tweets (SMTs) are private thoughts publicly displayed...
Secret Messages to Me
glueslabs:
A bunch of people have been doing these secret message posts, so I figured I would chime in with one. But instead of addressing these to other people, I’m sending them to myself. Shhh…don’t tell.
[…]
Sometimes when I masturbate I think about you.
Me too.
“Took one bite of steak and couldn’t talk for nearly two minutes I was so...”
– @cjereneta
Giving Up the Trade
yourmonkeycalled:
When my father heard I had taken off the giant headphones for good, his reaction was more muted. “Time was, a man couldn’t buy a pair of loafers without some sort of modern musical accompaniment. Nowadays, people don’t seem to care. They go in, come out with new sneakers, and hardly seem to miss the Diplo/MIA remix record I would have played for them. Heck, boy, you could never...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29) →
Bob Dylan (30)
Elvis Presley (14)
Otis Redding (10)
Sam Cooke (9)
Ray Charles (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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WatchRe-Creation on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
“Basically, for 99.9 percent of people on Twitter, it is about updating friends...”
– -Guy Kawasaki, the guy who ‘gets’ Twitter the least.
Brandon Bird, Painter of Might: A Party Ends in a... →
Descriptions of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” episodes from the DirecTV guide: Seduction of stepson. Little girl is a victim. A sadist tortures a senile old woman. Girl’s body is found on a bus. Rape/murders launch a manhunt. A woman falls to her death. A killer has a foot fetish.
… and more.
Killer Darts
Her name is Chen Ping. In 1972 she started working at the dominant Shaw Brothers Studio just as the company’s business practices and unwillingness to embrace the grittier and more realistic kung fu film caused it to decline in both prestige and quality. But sexy don’t stop.
In Ms. Ping’s first Shaw Brothers film, Kiss of Death, she stared as a gang rape victim that trains in...
“Rolling on Sunset …70 degrees..headed to Ellen ..listening to and Missing...”
– @MCHammer
Before MC Hammer became a joke, he was the shit. He was an underground hip-hop machine with a posse that could put on a serious show. No really.
Often, the performance was so kinetic that they had to perform in the middle of the dance floor because the stage couldn’t contain the...
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Russell Brand™
Russell Brand™ Ultra Suave Track Concealer
Russell Brand™ Off Road Maps
Russell Brand™ Waterproof Fanny Packs
Russell Brand™ Studded Hip Belts
Russell Brand™ Shoulder Cream
Russell Brand™ Un-Sani Wipes
There. It’s out of my system.
Russell Brand™ Butterface TGP
BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Pink elephant... →
“oh my god. i want to deep-fry that elephant, roll it in sugar and eat it all up, it’s so cute.” Sweetness, upon reading of the rare pink, possibly albino, elephant.
It’s time to leave Missouri.
“Revenue forecast came out today. The state budget shortfall is roughly the size...”
– @TheBrownWonk
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You can't do sh without I.T.*
Last Friday I woke up without a job for the first time in about 15 years. It’s weird and not because I don’t have a job to task-list through every day but because I have a million crazy ideas I can finally pay attention to. I also have a mortgage and adult shit that I need to be real about so I have a million reality based concerns as well. One thing is clear, though; I know what I...
Pantscast is great. Many audio URLs suck, especially when you have to type them on the iPhone. Last night I contacted the developers at hosensoft.de about the possibility of Pantscast supporting application URLs or url handlers. This is their response:
From: bernahrdk@gmail.com Subject: Re: Application URLs Date: March 9, 2009 11:59:02 PM PDT To: admin@seoulbrother.com
Thank you for...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8) →
David Bowie (3)
Pleasure (70s) (2)
Ike & Tina Turner (2)
Hair (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) (2)
The Beatles (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“† Sounds are inserted dynamically during audio playback, timed for maximum...”
– Pantscast - For Serious Audiophiles Only. (Finally, Add Farts to iPhone / iPod Podcasts.)
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Goodnight, job.
Today was my last day at work. This was my farewell letter.
After five years, three months, and five days, today is my last day at COMPANY. Weird, huh? You’re receiving this because we’ve shared a drink or a laugh or most likely, both. I may owe you money but let’s get real, I probably have dirt on you. Getting real-er, you probably have dirt on me and the check is in the...
Metropolis Stock Exchange →
comicbooks:
Daily Planet (PLANET-1) - down 1.07 Galaxy Communications (GXYCOM-2) - down 2.35 STAR Laboratories (STRLAB-1) - down 1.68 Big Belly Burger (BBB-3) - down 7.30 Housewares ‘N’ Things (HNT-2) - down 1.87 Bramble and Reinhardt Foods (BRF-1) - down 0.44 Hob’s ForgeWorks (HFW-1) - down 2.19 Tyler Chemical Steelworks (TCSW-2) - down 3.51 Cornelius/Krieg Pharmaceutical (CKP-3) - down...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1) →
David Bowie (4)
Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five (4)
New Orleans Nightcrawlers (3)
The Dukes of Dixieland (3)
The Beatles (3)
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