May 2009
47 posts
April 2009
66 posts
Aw fuck
I just posted a Twitter post that is a retweet by a man who “[doesnt’] do lifecasting but mindcasting on Twitter.” I regret the error and will pay better attention in the future.
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So, uhm. NBA? It’s the play-offs, apparently. Amazing what not having a home team does to your attention to something you once loved. Also, I’m old. Did I tell you that I got smoked—and...
Sarah Palin joins Twitter. First post introduces herself. Second post tries to...
– @grantmeaccess
There’s a mosquito net maker in Africa. He manufactures around 500 nets a week....
– - Dambisa Moyo from “Dead Aid”
This book had shifted my outlook and changed my life. It’s a must read for anyone who is interested in Africa.
(via blackisbeautiful)
plastik:
Beatbox battle wild cut. Döbbenetes.
REBLOG IS THE NEW HERPES
sloganeerist:
tbmimsthethird:
(via srslainey)
Pass it on.
IT BURNS WHEN I SCROLL
Herpes should be an astrological sign.
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Presidential Pastimes
Before television, specifically television news, U.S. Presidents could afford the privacy to participate in unusual and sometimes dangerous sport.
Teddy Roosevelt: Shooting anything with Spanish blood.
Abraham Lincoln: Bare-knuckle Brawler
George Washington: Washington would strip to his undergarments, rub his body with liniment and mineral oil and recreate the poses of classic Greek and Roman...
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3 Checkmate, bitches!
– Keith Starky Explains Twitter
Somebody gets it.
Keith Starky is a leading researcher in the field of Advanced Sparse-Tree Social Networking Systems from Washington Polytechnical Institute in Indianapolis, Indiana. This “weblog” is part of his ongoing research in humor propagation...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) →
Beck (4)
The Roots (3)
The Flaming Lips (3)
Common (3)
OutKast (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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record companies dont care about albums i had the prez of uni/mo tell me to put...
– Q-tip’s twitts (via timofey)
Oh god, you can’t take back an answer to those Question posts, can you?
Put It On The Short Stuff*
samhey:
Rocking my mullet drinking Absolut Sunkist Wishing I could fondle the chin of Verne Lundquist Putting more Funyuns on the meat of my hoagie Got to find the matches to spark my double bogey Put it on the short stuff – ask it to sit - get in the hole – take it home, take it home [repeat] [2nd verse with vocorder and theremin] Out of Amen Corner I see you coming on back Showing off...
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I mean, the point’s not to fix anything. It’s to describe the...
– Paul Dailing: How to Become a “Death of Newspapers” Blogger