June 2009
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I love you guys BUT…
Everyone has a big but. You are some of the funniest, smartest and most talented people I’ve met or haven’t met yet BUT sometimes y’all could take the fun out of a blowjob. (Edit: not you ;-))
Badgopher made something nice for everyone. End. Of. Story.
Keep it light, keep it real and most of all, keep it fun GODDAMNIT.
“Ms. Fawcett herself described her career succinctly. “I became famous,” she said...”
– Farrah Fawcett Dies of Cancer at 62 - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com
“The poster that ignited Ms. Fawcett’s career was shot at the Bel Air home she...”
– Farrah Fawcett Dies of Cancer at 62 - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com
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Keep the Bootay Local. OPP/Part Time Lovers...
For Immediate Release:
June 24, 2009
Contact:
Jezebel Byrne
1-800-NU-BOOTY
East Orange, NJ. (Illtown)- This morning, O.P.P and the Part Time Lovers Association (PTLA) dispatched a letter to Governor Mark Sanford (R), South Carolina, urging him to bring his illicit affair back to the United States of America. The OPP/PTLA request comes in the wake of news reports and confession that Governor...
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Sweetness and I kept our love for this song secret...
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Jobs' Liver and Local Journalism
Coincidentally, I was in Memphis with a bunch of current and former journalists when the Wall Street Journal’s iLiver story broke. John Gruber quickly started digging at the questionable nature of the story, WSJ’s sources and the editorial policy that allows this story to even run. Meanwhile the home town paper, The Commercial Appeal, finally ran what basically amounts to a write-thru*...
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adamisacson:
I’m thinking of giving my avatar a green overlay because it’s the color of the Iranian candidate whom I’d never heard of until last weekend, whose first name I just had to look up again on Wikipedia, who would soften but still staunchly defends the system Ayatollah Khomeini set up, and who would hold a fraction of the power that the mullahs do, because he had the election stolen...
If @textism made a nickel every time an...
Also, the post is all in the title like I’m shouting or something. (but I’m not shouting.)
Edit: not you.
Watchmoltz:
Iron Man vs Bruce Lee
How much do you owe?
lilykily:
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
… etc.
Let’s just say that the number is high but I have a question? Is this payment to atone for a (perceived) sin or to pay for the opportunity to re-live some of the best experiences of my life?
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But seriously, girls, drop them panties.
(pix please?)
HAH. I'm on a plane that's about to land
is the new jumping up and down in home movies.
So you have to **PAY** for Wifi but…
hey, get as many motherfuckin’ Absinthe whatevers as you can.
"You have it so easy."
Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love what I do and wouldn’t trade this life for the world, but some people need to rid themselves of the illusion that self-employment is the “dream scenario” they think it is.
I’m just too frightened to do what you do. I’m aslo drunk at 30K feet.
Edit: Yeah, I said it.
“To Kennedy’s teacher: Please excuse Kennedy’s absence. She’s...”
– Obama writes girl a note for missing school - White House
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Hurr
Of all the stereotypical dumb-shit laughs, “hurr” wins.
“Ha” is together. With-it. “Ha” is a trumpet with punctuation —”Ha!”—or a sax—”Ha?” “Ha” is jazz.
“Hah” is a bit much, mister MFA. It’s cool if you sneak it into a “hahah” but “ha” is enough. We get it.
“Heh” is...
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Actually, yes. This does bug me.
Splendor in the Grit, a Vanity Fair story that ran last month, looks back on the filthy/beautiful culture that crawled from the collapsing wonder of 70s NYC but makes no mention of hip-hop.*
The writer, James Wolcott, perfectly captures the weird cultural and social dynamics that produced CBGBs and gave Dylan, Warhol and Lennon a muse but nothing about the birth of DJ culture, breakin’,...
