2 weeks ago
“If you can pull off Sexy Aaron Neville for Halloween, there’s nothing you can’t do.” — Carl Lewis
Picture by Alan Light-upload.wikimedia.org
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
“Now we know what makes Don Draper smile.” -Lane Pryce
Don Draper’s bonus in today’s dollars.
Inspired by dbones.
3 weeks ago
““I don’t do interracial marriages because I don’t want to put children in a situation they didn’t bring on themselves,” Bardwell said. “In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer.””—
Interracial couple denied marriage license in La. | TPM News Pages
Well, despite our differences of opinion on what’s funny in what appears to be a tragedy, at least we can all agree that this guy is a world-class motherfucking asshole.
Speaking from experience; MISCEGENATION RULES!
via moltz
I just got off a conference call with Arlen Specter where I asked him why the Democrats don’t talk about the wave of entrepreneurship that would be unleashed if people knew they could leave their jobs, start a business and still get affordable health coverage for themselves and their families.
He was surprised, said it hadn’t occurred to him and wants me to give him names of people who would start their own businesses if they knew they could get affordable insurance.
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He was surprised and it hadn’t occurred to him.
Well, it sure as hell occurred to me. Jesus. I’m not really for term limits, but sometimes you wonder at how insulated these guys are from the people they purport to represent.
If you have such plans, by all means click through and leave your name for the esteemed Senator from Pennsylvania.
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It also never occurred to him that there could be more than one bullet. ZING!
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Wikipedia-Ebonics
3 weeks ago
One Foot Tsunami: Voice Control Takes on Classic Rock «
@PBones, who can’t be bothered with a tumblr account, plays examples of the iPhone 3GSs new Voice Control pronuncications.
The Hours
4 weeks ago
Advertising is evil and under the practiced command of Wieden + Kennedy it can make us believe we had that wild sprit of youth. The Levi’s “Go Forth” campaign reaffirms that axiom by promising the fantasy of adventure and the myth of freedom.
Will Greer* voices Walt Witman’s Pioneers! O Pioneers! poem with the important understanding of time and without affectation.
M Bash, the director, shamelessly demands that young people take hold of their future and if we old farts pause to watch and listen, we are reminded that potential doesn’t die. It’s there always ahead.
So before we collectively drop one big cynical shit on this underhanded attempt to inspire us through the prose of some dead giant read by another, take one minute and three seconds to watch something great.
And evil.
(YouTube)
4 weeks ago
Latest Viagra Commercial
Reflection of guy in window: Going to the doctor?
Guy: Yes.
R: Are you going to talk to him about the fact your penis won’t get hard and you want the pills that make it hard?
G: Shhh. I don’t want to talk about it.
R: You’re not alone. Millions of dudes have told their doctor they need pills to get their penis hard. You can DO it.
G: Yeah. I WILL do it!
R: Good for you. I believe in you.
G: Thanks. Gosh. I couldn’t do this without you.
R: I’m proud of you. [winks]
G: You know, if you’re not doing anything later… [caresses reflection’s cheek]
R: Shhh. I know. And yes. But get the pills first.
G: OK.
[cue warnings and music]
By samhey, killer of softly.
via samhey
1 month ago
Imperial Rodeo! (via Franco Brambilla)
Franco Brabilla softly, sweetly, and accurately depicts life on my home planet.
Some prints available here.
