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1 month ago

baileygenine:

Knock Out Eileen (LL Cool J vs Dexy’s Midnight Runners)

Holy crap. Holy crap.

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1 month ago

DAAAAA-YUUM!!

oblongrobber:

Assmater, anyone? (From our garden)

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Anyone know what kind of dragonfly this is? Tacoma, WA.

incorrigiblerobot:

We just got back from a visit to both sets of parents on the east coast. I was pleased to find The Beer Can was still in the basement fridge at my parents’ house. I don’t remember what year it was, but some time in the late ’70s or very early ’80s my parents purchased a six pack of Bud and one of the cans was completely unadorned, having somehow missed the labeling process.

For whatever reason, we decided this was a holy can of beer and should never be consumed… Read More

John’s thumb is actually a toe.

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1 month ago

Askhole blockage

I haven’t been paying attention to tumblr dashboard sidebar.

So, here come some answers.

1 month ago

Spoken Wordelec. Now Open.

tbmimsthethird:

So this happened. Or rather is happening. Over here. (Reblog if you’d like. I don’t have a rampant follower base.)

This is a place dedicated to the bard formerly known as the Western Electric, currently representing the Wesleyan Electrician’s Guild, and possibly known as the Westinghouse Election Rigger should they actually catch him before the statute of limitations runs out.
It’s inspired by an actual reading by an actual person who actually sounded fantastic, but who unfortunately went unrecorded. It was decided that should never happen again.

So here’s the deal. (Or, the Kelly Deal if you will.) Take a video of yourself or your least favorite family member narrating a Weselec post — Tumblr or Twitter. Hell, capture a Flickr if you can figure that out. Whatever.

Those looking to submit? Pick your brilliance. Press record.

Everyone else? Duct tape your ass cheeks to your hamstrings. If this goes well, they might get laughed off.

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terrysdiary:

Pontiac Firebird on West Broadway.

I need to stop fucking around and get this tattooed on my chest.

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1 month ago

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

High five, girl. Thank you.

jessabelle2o7:

Yo!! Sweetness, by M.C. Hammer

Happy Anniversary, Albert and Doreen!

Serendipitous Fact: Earlier today. when I was jamming out to “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em” in that awkwardly sensual way that only a white girl with black girl booty can, I wondered to myself if this is the song from which Albert got his pet name for his special lady. Then I thought I should add it to my Tumblr drafts while it was still on my mind, just in case I heard their anniversary was coming up. While I was online, I decided to make my daily rounds of stalking Doreen’s intellectual musings, and almost immediately came upon this post. Their anniversary is TODAY.

These two crazy kids have been married for seven years. I wish you many happy years together in good health, loving the heck out of each other.

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1 month ago

Any time, babe.

Seven years later and I can still taste that cake and feel the frosting on my face. It’s still sweet.

Happy Anniversary.

Love,
Albert

Click through for the other picture. Not to brag, but it’s pretty great.

jarredbishop:

Deadwood cameo in The Wire. Both great shows.

~~Season? Episode?~~

UPDATE: Season 4, episode 13.

Thanks to frageelay for the specifics and sablesma for the context.

It’s been a few years since I’ve watched it—I know, shame!—so I completely forgot about this scene. A picture is worth a thousand words except when you need actual information.

Now that it’s been verified and confirmed: Badass.

Who needs reporting when you have the Internet?*

*Seriously though, how hard would it have been to include the info? Get off my lawn.

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1 month ago