Hurr

Of all the stereotypical dumb-shit laughs, “hurr” wins.

“Ha” is together. With-it. “Ha” is a trumpet with punctuation —”Ha!”—or a sax—”Ha?” “Ha” is jazz.

“Hah” is a bit much, mister MFA. It’s cool if you sneak it into a “hahah” but “ha” is enough. We get it.

“Heh” is bullshit. Fuck you.

“Ho” Who does that? “Hie?” Same thing.

“Har” is like my Uncle Otha’s laugh—hearty and honest. Use sparingly though because with repetition, a “Har” becomes sarcastic. The feminine of “har” is “hee.” Naturally.