Christmas tree

• Sweets: […] I would've sawed it off myself, but you won't let me touch the weapons!
• Me: [beat] And that's why. They're not weapons. They're *tools*.

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    He's obviously led a sheltered life ...

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35. mattdoucette said: “Woman! Bring me my weaponbox!” is your catchphrase in the alternate universe where your life is a sitcom.
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    A saw is not a weapon Doreen. It’s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or harpoon…or…or an alligator. (These two people...

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