The SECRET-secret to Sampson’s strength came from tumblr porn in his dashboard. Get it? I named my penis ‘Sampson.’ j/k it’s Riboflavin.

Samson, Shimshon (Hebrew: שמשון, Standard Šimšon Tiberian Šimšôn; meaning “of the sun” – perhaps proclaiming he was radiant and mighty, or “[One who] Serves [God]”) or Shamshoun شمشون (Arabic) or Samson Σαμψών (Greek) Samson-Wikipedia

Riboflavin (E101), also known as vitamin B2, is an easily absorbed micronutrient with a key role in maintaining health in humans and animals. Rivoflavin-Wikipedia

Misfire.

EDIT: This one hurts because it’s the first post to make me sleepover-laugh in a long time.