Latest Viagra Commercial

Reflection of guy in window: Going to the doctor?

Guy: Yes.

R: Are you going to talk to him about the fact your penis won’t get hard and you want the pills that make it hard?

G: Shhh. I don’t want to talk about it.

R: You’re not alone. Millions of dudes have told their doctor they need pills to get their penis hard. You can DO it.

G: Yeah. I WILL do it!

R: Good for you. I believe in you.

G: Thanks. Gosh. I couldn’t do this without you.

R: I’m proud of you. [winks]

G: You know, if you’re not doing anything later… [caresses reflection’s cheek]

R: Shhh. I know. And yes. But get the pills first.

G: OK.

[cue warnings and music]

By samhey, killer of softly.

via samhey