Superman never made any money.

The story: I lived in Yongsan, S. Korea on US Army bases. We survived on one US TV station.  For weeks AFKN (Armed Forces of Korea Network or something like that) advertised that Superman would visit our PX. 

Mom, sensing a photo opp made that suit for me. Please notice that my brother is wearing the same pants. I should also point out that my moms is wearing corduroy, too. No accident.

The day finally arrived to visit Superman and imagine my extreme disappointment at finding the news anchor for AFKN News posing as Supe. Plus, off camera was a giant styrofoam boulder painted green like Kryptonite. FAKE! But I still managed a buck toothed smile for the camera. I am, after all, SeoulBrother.