Thinking that my spare tires would make a great fannypack. Also, gagging.

mrgan:

Christa and I thought of this one night and it hasn’t left my mind since: imagine a surgical procedure whereby some of your butt skin is grafted onto various parts of your body to form Flesh Pockets™, convenient, built-in storage for the busy professional.

Possible applications include the breast pocket shown below, pant pockets, Cargo Legs™, the built-in abdominal Flesh Purse™ for ladies, optional skin flaps and cartilage reinforcements for that sharp, starched look, and the urban favorite, the Flesh Hood™.

Flesh pockets need regular skin care (cleaning, moisturizing) like any other fold or orifice. Aftermarket products such as Pocket Socks™ - “underwear” for your new pouch - are a possibility.