incorrigiblerobot:

We just got back from a visit to both sets of parents on the east coast. I was pleased to find The Beer Can was still in the basement fridge at my parents’ house. I don’t remember what year it was, but some time in the late ’70s or very early ’80s my parents purchased a six pack of Bud and one of the cans was completely unadorned, having somehow missed the labeling process.

For whatever reason, we decided this was a holy can of beer and should never be consumed… Read More

John’s thumb is actually a toe.