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What’s going on! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:57:31 -0800

What’s going on! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

@AaronNevins: When I have a baby, I hope it’s a celebrity baby. They’re the...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:32:24 -0800

@AaronNevins: When I have a baby, I hope it’s a celebrity baby. They’re the best.

http://twitter.com/AaronNevins/status/5514187527

toot Uploaded via tethered iPhone.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:35:41 -0800

toot

Uploaded via tethered iPhone.

Name Drop Time™

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:13:00 -0800

It’s that time during dinner at the conference when Joe from Charleston or Greg from Fort Worth whip out their dicks and start measuring in name drops. And yes, it’s usually guys and it seems like one of them is always from Texas.

Usually I turn to whoever’s closest and talk about anything else but tonight I just sat there. See, the topic of the day was Social Media and the audience ranged from those like Greg from Fort Worth, who had it all figured out to Janice who just e-mails AND THAT’S IT [uncomfortable laughter]. So I listened.

“Have your read X?” or “So and so does this and he’s amazing” and “If you don’t know [fill in the blank] you’re missing out.” On and on and naturally the conversation turns to Twitter.

I quickly realized that parts of my body I’ve long forgotten about have gag reflexes or sphincters and when Joe from Charleston explained what Twitter was and how you should be using it, I learned which organs have both.

So what I’m saying is that it was a bad idea and the pork chop was delicious.

When there’s blood in the streets, sell Viagra.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:57:45 -0800

When there’s blood in the streets, sell Viagra.

I so love toldorknown: Because I’m twelve years old.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:22:00 -0800

I so love toldorknown:

Because I’m twelve years old.

Just shoot me. from a bus going to hell.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:59:54 -0800

Just shoot me.

from a bus going to hell.

Sometimes* @gruber is right. The Stars of Eff You *Yankees?...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:05:00 -0700

Sometimes* @gruber is right.

The Stars of Eff You

*Yankees? Cowboys?

No really, I wanted to repeat the last three hours of work.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:24:07 -0700

No really, I wanted to repeat the last three hours of work.

To Melissa, with love. *why

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:53:22 -0700

To Melissa, with love.

*why

Picture a Blasian child dressed in Batman Underoos dancing...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:30:00 -0700

Picture a Blasian child dressed in Batman Underoos dancing around the living room singing the chorus over and over again. Got it? Now you know a little bit about me.

The SOS Band-Take Your Time (Soul Train)

(viaholysoul)

Let’s stop pretending.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:23:00 -0700

Let’s stop pretending.

Tree climb 2-MySpace angle edition

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:07:10 -0700

Tree climb 2-MySpace angle edition

I climbed a tree today. It was as fun as I remember.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:01:03 -0700

I climbed a tree today. It was as fun as I remember.

What. A. Dick.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:21:36 -0700

What. A. Dick.

“If you can pull off Sexy Aaron Neville for Halloween,...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:18:06 -0700

“If you can pull off Sexy Aaron Neville for Halloween, there’s nothing you can’t do.” — Carl Lewis

Picture by Alan Light-upload.wikimedia.org

Cold War Vet - Headline Shirts

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:23:58 -0700

Cold War Vet - Headline Shirts

robots: Flight of the Conchords: I Told You I Was Freaky CD, ...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:34:04 -0700

robots:

Flight of the Conchords: I Told You I Was Freaky CD, HBO Gift Finder , HBO Shop

“Now we know what makes Don Draper smile.” -Lane...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:22:00 -0700

“Now we know what makes Don Draper smile.” -Lane Pryce

Don Draper’s bonus in today’s dollars.

Inspired by dbones.

moltz: ““I don’t do interracial marriages because I don’t want to put children in a situation they...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:00:15 -0700

moltz:

““I don’t do interracial marriages because I don’t want to put children in a situation they didn’t bring on themselves,” Bardwell said. “In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer.””

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Interracial couple denied marriage license in La. | TPM News Pages

Well, despite our differences of opinion on what’s funny in what appears to be a tragedy, at least we can all agree that this guy is a world-class motherfucking asshole.

Speaking from experience; MISCEGENATION RULES!