4 months ago
The Hours
4 months ago
Advertising is evil and under the practiced command of Wieden + Kennedy it can make us believe we had that wild sprit of youth. The Levi’s “Go Forth” campaign reaffirms that axiom by promising the fantasy of adventure and the myth of freedom.
Will Greer* voices Walt Witman’s Pioneers! O Pioneers! poem with the important understanding of time and without affectation.
M Bash, the director, shamelessly demands that young people take hold of their future and if we old farts pause to watch and listen, we are reminded that potential doesn’t die. It’s there always ahead.
So before we collectively drop one big cynical shit on this underhanded attempt to inspire us through the prose of some dead giant read by another, take one minute and three seconds to watch something great.
And evil.
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6 months ago
This car’s all about getting places, doing things—important things… and women. Not ‘chicks, tricks or bitches’ but a woman. A woman that smells like whiskey on a Monday, pays the bills by Friday, and doesn’t worry about where you’ve been in between, because she knows; She knows that you’re going places.
Notice? There’s no rear window. Because once you pass something in this ride, it stays behind you. They see you coming, hot, like progress and get out of your goddamn way. You are on a mission—an important mission. AS USALLY.
Eldorado Fastback Concept
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7 months ago
Dear Rob Liefeld,
Shatterstar is gay. Always was. From the Ziggy Stardust hairdo to the ’80s-Sigourney shoulder pads and knee-high super clean boots, Shatterstar is gay— ‘gay’ in the ‘faggy’ sense of the word.
Now the current writers are salvaging the character from the faggy-gay persona you created by finding the good gay, the powerful gay, the to-thine-own-self-be-true gay and like many retarded fathers, you bristle.
Maybe you should have listened to your character instead of drawing those homophobic action lines, or braiding his rat-tail (?! how did you not know?) or adding so many little mysterious pouches. Little pouches with little secrets.
Did they contain manliness? No.
Yep, dude. In your hands, Shatterstar was a warrior all right; A weenie-warrior. Let the current creative team of Peter David and Marco Santucci, continue to man this character up.
Pay attention, Rob. This is a good thing and if you have a little patience and maturity, you might just learn something about yourself.
You wrote stupid characters and were a bad drawer and I was totally jealous but I’m so over it now,
Albert
Longtime X-Men characters share Marvels first mainstream gay kiss | Daily Loaf
Spartans are SO hetero.
I know, right.
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8 months ago
Keep the Bootay Local. OPP/Part Time Lovers Association Press Release
For Immediate Release: June 24, 2009
Contact: Jezebel Byrne 1-800-NU-BOOTY
East Orange, NJ. (Illtown)- This morning, O.P.P and the Part Time Lovers Association (PTLA) dispatched a letter to Governor Mark Sanford (R), South Carolina, urging him to bring his illicit affair back to the United States of America. The OPP/PTLA request comes in the wake of news reports and confession that Governor Sanford left the country for the purpose of committing adultery on the foreign shores of Argentina with an Argentinean citizen.
OPP/PTLA pointed out to Sanford that outsourcing booty-calls to foreign countries leave countless American hook-ups, part-time lovers, mistresses and miras without Popis, playas and Guys That Fuck Around on Their Wives. OPP/PTLA stressed that bringing the poonani back to the heartland would improve the economic conditions for home-wreckers and pool boys alike.
Co-President Casanova Fly stated, “In this time of domestic economic uncertainty and international volatility, the OPP/PTLA wishes to extend their warmest regards for the little Appalachian Tail that slept alone this past week.”
The OPP/PTLA is an international brother and sisterhood founded since, like, forever. It’s global membership includes another five letter word rhymin’ with cleanest and meanest and Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
8 months ago
I was there with you from day one, excited that someone from my youth started playing in the same playground. We even exchanged DMs.
I embraced the dick joke and you… you became a webcock. For the second time.
10 months ago
10 months ago
Still from Putney Swope
Putney Swope is a satire about the White Establishment’s worst fear—A Black man in charge. It was written and directed by Robert Downey Sr. who played Burt, the asshole music studio manager in Boogie Nights who wouldn’t give Dirk and Reed their tapes.
He’s credited as “Robert Downey Sr. ‘A Prince’” both for his appearance in the film and his contributions. Don Cheadle’s character character’s name, Buck Swope, and the Chinese guy lighting fireworks in the restlessly tense ‘Alfred Molina Scene’ were inspired by Putney Swope.
Check it out sometime.
“The magic IS ON THOSE TAPES!”
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11 months ago
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Is that a hockey team logo? Clip art? First you take the team, change the name and neuter the identity of a franchise that went six games deep against a Jordan led Chicago Bulls and were arguably the most Led Zepplin-like team in the NBA during the early 90s as immortalized by GQ’s exposé of booze, women and sexual fiveways.
Damn you Clay Bennett. Damn you for taking away the only mens’ sport franchise to bring the Puget Sound region a world championship but above all; Damn you for your Costco style, generic sense of design.
11 months ago
Russell Brand™
- Russell Brand™ Ultra Suave Track Concealer
- Russell Brand™ Off Road Maps
- Russell Brand™ Waterproof Fanny Packs
- Russell Brand™ Studded Hip Belts
- Russell Brand™ Shoulder Cream
- Russell Brand™ Un-Sani Wipes
There. It’s out of my system.
- Russell Brand™ Butterface TGP
1 year ago
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This is the Foley Artist sketch reinvented. It’s what Merlin meant last summer when he wrote about doing it better. I can almost hear him saying “Let’s take it and turn it…” in my imagined backstory of how this came together. There’s also lots of coke, hurt feelings and an “accidental” walk-in-on-Adam-naked-what?-that’s-gay moment in my own personal fanfic.
But wait, getting back to them for a second. This is them doing better. This is them really working and working and working. It shows and the kicker is that they’re just getting started. It’s absolutely motivating especially when you consider that they started and continue to make some of the best and brightest dick jokes around.
Find your dick joke, Max.
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1 year ago
Tomorrow
Tomorrow, through all the hyperactive excitement and emotion, take a few quiet minutes for yourself. Just for you. Smell the air. Notice the taste in your mouth. Watch, and I mean really pay attention to your environment. Commit it to memory because after tomorrow everything will change.
